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Oh man oh man can you believe it? I am going to England this year! It's the first time I've ever been out of the country! And the third time out of this state, I think. I'm so dizzy I can't blog right. WHOOPEE! Going next week, dudes and dudettes! Ooh yeah, my sort of lifelong dream!

You know, I never would have thought wine tasted so bad. It smells like...well, dead grapes. Or that's what I'd like to think. Wine is the result of a mass murder of innocent grapes. Those bastards. Which brings me to the long-debated hot topic of humans. Eww! :D What is with people's friends setting them up on matchmaker websites like the lustfactor.com from One Tree Hill and match.com or whatever from Must Love Dogs. I would never consider doing that, no matter how desperate I will be. It's too weird. You don't have to be in a relationship to be happy. Alright, I don't know yet but since this journal is called "rantasarus," go figure, I must find some things to rant about.

Harry Potter

I just finished Harry Potter and I must say I was quite disappointed. If the last one's good I'll just take it upon myself to erase my own memory of the 5th and 6th book's existence. They do not exist and are dead to me. Just joshin' but seriously, the Ginny and Harry relationship really bothers me because it somehow doesn't seem right. I know Harry is older now and well, is different than he used to be but still. Does anyone else feel strongly about this? It does sound like a bad fanfic. And also, about the Dumbledore thing, it's also really kills me that he acted like that during the drinking of the potion and the fact that he died. EERGH it makes me so stark raving mad! How could this happen to him? The book had almost nothing on Quidditch too! Not that I'm much for sports, but I rather liked Quidditch. I wish it were real, I'd definitely join. Har, this is mean, but it seems like the brooms are doing all the work sometimes. Ok..
That's all for now since I'm tired and crap. Later.

Hmm. Oh yeah, I wonder what those Midnight Magic parties are like. Couldn't catch it on the news or at the bookstore. Last chance is before the last book.

God help me if my entries are boring. So am I, but no one can really judge someone by their journal entries a lot, can they? I mean, family members don't know each other well either. People are always surprising one another day by day. So many damn influences. If I had to pick a favorite, it would be alcohol from the wine family. Booze always gets my spirits up! How about you? I am just kidding, but not really. I know someone who drinks. I hope they stop but I am helpless in that department.

Ah, the entries just get shorter and shorter as I update. Never fear, (how sad if you were looking foward to my timely demise) I will find the time to sustain my virtual prescence. Whoot whoot.

WHEE IT IS LATE AND HARRY POTTER IS COMING OUT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW GOTTA LET IT SHOW...lalalala and so on. This weekend. July 16. Don't be late.

You think you know but you have no idea of the kinds of people out there. Can't say I'm not one of them. Today I noticed my excessive comma use, using the word "more," and other annoying habits I won't mention in hopes that other people won't either more than usual. Okay, maybe naming one more won't hurt. I sound like a kid in here. Oh well. Someone out there won't mind. Well then? I'm waiting. Beam me up, Scotty! Ooh, that brings me to wondering, "what do people talk about?" There's not much out there unless you're funny or have had cool experiences. At least, that's what I think, if that does anything or counts.

Man, I love Spider Solitaire. It's so simple, it's like a game specifically designed just for me! By the way, I only use the one suit option. Heh. Anything else is too high-level.

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There's nothing like coming home to see your pet fish dead. He was my only fish too. If there were only such things as zombie fish. Please entertain my idea, fish rules in fish heaven. COME BACK VINCE! THERE IS STILL TIME! I will buy it for you! Ok, in real life I of course my actions were not as dramatic but typing it out I felt like making a black comedy. Life is short, especially if you are a fish and plus, you have a 30-second memory/attention span like me. One day I will join him in his lovely little cloud up there.

Eerk. School almost over. Hallelujah! I have passed with opposite of flying colors this whole year. Now awaits the final exams. I am not too worried, no matter what the grades'll be, the days I should wake up alive (zombies don't count), will be sucktastic ones indeed and I will still be myself very much so. To save my internet anonymity, I shall say no more and let you, the reader, use your imagination on my secret whereabouts. No peeking at the profile! XP *sigh* How do you use this thing?? Darn those Xangas, slowly infecting my classmates and their soaking sponges of a brain. I will use my powers to the best of my ability to get converts. Soon. Before doomsday. Before the planet gets blown to pieces 37 or whatever the exact number of times the world would explode if we used all of the nuclear weapons existing. I'm sure North Korea might have more than enough up their hidden sleeves. Who knows.

So! I just thought of something! Kermit once wisely stated, "It's not easy being green..." I have never seen the Muppets but is that a racist comment my delicate ears picked up from somewhere? Ooh, you in trouble now.

Let's see. One thing leads to another. Here's a joke: In France, what do frogs eat? French flies! Laffy Taffy. Urmmmm Willa Wonka. Purple paper. Ok, that's a wrap. Get it? (candy wrapper, I thought of a purple one-ah forget it) Wow, boy do I suck. Jack Handey is funny. Who the hell is he? Note to self: Research on Jack Handey later. OR else.

Gosh I have the most randomest thoughts ever that don't even relate at all. Is this a disease? I can't stay on one subject for long. 101% of the time I do not know what I am rambling on about. There is a reason, though. I am extremely stupid. I have memory problems but I am still fully capable of spelling correctly and hopefully, if I'm not mistaken, use grammar to an okay extent. I forgot things and have trouble expressing an idea. I don't know how to explain it. It'll take too long. And typing does not do much justice. Help.

What the hell? There's glass all over the road thing near my driveway. I always wanted to install a videocamera on my house. Y'know, for security puposes.. and to watch over and over again the hot mailman delivering the goods. (kidding! - it's a she and no, I do not have a thing for my mailman. really) But seriously, the mailpeople are good-natured folks. I said hi once and they replied with a hello! Isn't that awesome? Yeah, I think so too. Hey, would it be freaky and stalkerish of me to leave a Christmas present for them come December even though it won't be the same person and if it is they'll just think it a bomb and not take it? Anyway, gotta skedaddle, I hear the impending thump-thump footsteps of my caretakers!

Why are people so interested in what you're eating? They look down into your tray as you pass, and for quite some time, I might add. Their eyeballs are magnetically attracted to the food particles on my plate on my tray. Must be my paranoia getting to me, which would make a helluva lot more sense.

I will leave you all with some quotes and some comments about them:

Bart Simpson: "What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?" Yes Bart, because it was a good little leg and had no part in your evil doings, except as a mechanism to flee, but that was only your brain controlling it.

Stewie Griffin: "No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." :D does half a sprinkle count?

Bob Ross: "All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you." WTF lol jeez

Netflix is pretty cool. If you haven't heard of it, it's a DVD rental service that lets you borrow DVDs and then return them when you're finished watching them, whenever that is. My limit is 3 at a time. I'm on good terms with it so far. The shipping is free, but I wish they wouldn't package the DVDs in paper, it's sort of a waste.

Oh no! Is this turning into a rave? Fear not, my fellow lj-ers! One drawback of Netflix is the DVD themselves. Watch out for scratched-up ones! Call for a replacement if you do get a damaged disc. Sometimes you just have to blow/dust it to make it all better. I have never received a movie I didn't add to my queue yet, so it's alllllll good. Rent away!

:) Last rent: Sixteen Candles